Of Surviving Twitter Drags 101

I write this as a 4-time veteran of Twitter dragging. If you don’t know what Twitter dragging is, then you probably don’t use the app anyway so you don’t need this post. A lot of young people or new users to the app, find this mob action very overwhelming and there are recorded instances where…

Of Korede’s Rebranding

So today I was minding my own business when I stumbled upon Korede Bello’s ‘Table for Two” EP. You may remember one of my blog post where I indicated that marketing support is very critical to the success of any album. The truth is that some of the best work that comes out of the…

Of Adele and her 30 misfires

Yep, Oh My God is the apt exclamation and not in a good way. Adele’s new album is titled 30. It’s made up of the same usual ballads from a place of pain and heartache. These emotions are usually globally relatable because they are concepts felt by every human being. She therefore usually doesn’t have…

Of Promises

Do what you can in the moment and keep it moving. They wanted 200 thousand but you only have 5 thousand right then, send the 5 and close it out.

Of Dbyz’s Jailbreak Attempt

This is the first time I have written the body of the blog post before going back to search my brain vigorously for a title. My issue with reviewing new unknown artistes is that you try not to break their spirits by being too blunt while also trying not to lose the credibility your readers…

Of Unintended Consequences

I have been off twitter for a while. Here’s a brief summary of what happened: At first I had been super busy this weekend so I didn’t post for a full day (I think) and the usual “where’s roqzee?” was popping up from a few ardent followers. Usually, I would either just post something or…

Of Loving Or Leaving Me

I’m a very difficult person to love. And the reason is simple: I do not settle. I never ‘just settle’ for anything in my life. This means that what I think something should be or feel like is what it must feel like for me to accept it. If I think that friendship involves daily…

Of ‘Saintifying’ Parents

“I need you to accept that your mum really enjoyed the sex that brought you into this world. She probably moaned pretty loud and told your dad how fast and how deep to go. Too much for you I know, and I am not sorry.”

Of Spiking Her Drink To Abort The Baby

I have a penchant of teasing people with impending pregnancy. Usually once a man indicates he is having relations my next response would be to wish him happy fatherhood in 9 months time. It’s usually harmless and expected to imply that they cannot complain about the consequence. Increasingly in the last two years I have…

Of Nigeria and having connections

Do you know how important you have to be that when you get into trouble nobody wants to be the one to discipline you? When you have so many people so indebted to you or afraid that you can bring them down, that everybody keeps passing the buck and refusing to bell the cat? Where…